I grew up thinking that because I had been taught manners and grace, that everyone had. Since it has become apparent to me that this isn't true, I am going to help some of you less fortunate than I out. Here is is a list of questions/topics that are off limits, mostly.
1. Money. Do not ask people how much money they make. Unless it is VERY relevant. As in you are applying for their job. Do not tell people how much money you make. Unless...well, see above. Do not ask how much someone spent on something they purchased, unless you are in the market for one yourself. Not so you can say to your spouse and other friends, "You won't believe how much Leroy and Cludie May paid for that above ground pool. You know how many Elvises on Velvet down at the flea market that woulda bought?" Do not brag about how much you spent on something, or how much a gift cost.
2. Pregnancy/fertility. Unless you are 100% sure someone is pregnant, do not ask them when they're due. Do not ask them, "So, you're done right? No more babies?". Do not ask if they know what causes it. Do not ask a childless couple when they are going to have babies. Do not ask if they were trying to. An unnamed woman I know once told someone in response to that question, "Well, we were trying to have sex. Is that what you meant?"
3. Child-rearing choices. Do not assure someone they are making a terrible mistake when they tell you decisions they've made regarding their children. "What?! Your baby is sleeping with you? You're making a terrible mistake!". No, a terrible mistake would be to let them play with snakes. I'm sure they'll be fine.
4. Ok, this is a little off topic, but for the love, when someone is merging or changing lanes, and you have another lane, would you move over?!
Ok, that was fun. Feel free to name some of your own in the comments!
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